The season are 2017 and we masturbate because of the mini-computers we tote around in our pockets.

I like my iphone 3gs really. Easily could push five what to a wilderness island, all five of them was iPhones. Yes, maybe i’d die fast via insufficient food and potable drinking tap water, but baby, i’d pass away pleased with sweets Crush taking place all five phones when I drifted off into a sweet forever sleep. Exactly what I’m attempting to state is the iPhone was God’s best manufacturing, with one noteworthy exemption: its incapacity supply me an orgasm. Continue reading