3. connecting with a pal of a friend’s ex. We’re a fierce lesbian tribe.

We don’t worry if girl you love is a friend of a pal of a friend of a friend of a buddy. If she’s in any way tethered to a dyke your worry about, stay much, far.

Upset certainly all of us, disappointed most of us, baby.

(I know, I’m sure. It sucks. This is the reason I prefer to date long-distance; there can ben’t regional luggage to stress over.)

4. trustworthy a f*ckboi.

If she seems like a Shane, discussion like a Shane, and walks like a Shane, it’s likely that she’s a Shane.

5. making the assumption that because she’s a woman, it is impossible for her is a f*ckboi .

We don’t proper care if she’s a butch, a femme, a stem, a stud, a lipstick lesbian, a mascara lesbian or a chapstick lesbian—just because she’s a self-identified female does not suggest she can’t become a f*ckboi. F*ckbois arrive all forms, dimensions, and designs.

6. setting up with a bartender of my personal favorite club.

It is going to fall apart and obtain shameful therefore, my sweet darling, will never be capable enter your favorite bar again, without needing to A) pop music a Xanax (that will be a dreadful idea if you are ingesting) or B) grab three tequila images (and is an awful concept as a whole).

7. U-Hauling.

I assured myself personally i might never be the lesbian which u-hauled until I was the lesbian whom u-hauled. Now I’m the lesbian that has formally never lasted a lease.

8. finalizing leases against my personal better judgment.

These are leases, the number of days I’ve dutifully closed that godforsaken dotted line when my instincts are screaming “Don’t get it done! This bitch is ridiculous!” try unpleasant, to put it mildly.

9. Putting on my girlfriend’s leggings.

“Are your using my leggings?!” My sweetheart mouthed in my experience after turning up late to a yoga lessons. I became in downward dog wanting to center my self. “What’s the issue?” I mouthed back.

“We can not share leggings! it is unsexy!” She stated out loud, startling the Republican lady resting in child’s present to this lady left. Continue reading